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December 4, 2004 3:18 AM

So apparently I'm the only person who learned pirate sea shanties and cowboy songs in Elementary School. All of you people have lived deprived childhoods if you know no shanties my friends. Don't feel sorry for the weird Oregonian with his odd upbringing... For he feels sorry for all of you!

You will never know the love of a sheet shanty! A SHEET SHANTY!!!!

This is one of my favorites called Haul Away Joe. Here are the words to the song and a lovely midi on this page

When I was a little lad
And so my mother told me,
Way, haul away, we'll haul away Joe,
That if I did not kiss a gal
My lips would grow all moldy,
Way, haul away, we'll haul away Joe.

That's right sirs.... way... haul away... we'll haul away Joe

Night All.. don't let your lips grow moldy

December 1, 2004 11:31 PM

Stolen Car Update: So they found the integra up in Richmond... surprise surprise... and it was towed by the same fuckers as last time. Anyway this time since my car had already failed smog and wasn't worth repairing, I was just going to junk the car. But before doing so I needed to go to the DMV for the appropriate paper work and whatnot. So I get there and wait for an hour or so... typical DMV... and I get up to the counter.. tell the lady what I need when another DMV employee comes over and asks, "Do you know how to speak chinese?"

I answered, "Mandarin Chinese," an the DMV lady looked dissapointed... I'm guessing she doesn't know that most chinese people speak Mandarin. Anyways I asked why and she said she needed help translating for some chinese lady on the other side. So the lady at my counter said that she'd take care of my paperwork and I went over onto the other side where I found an chinese lady in her late 30's trying to fill out the paperwork without knowing how the read the engrish.

"I as a DMV employee cannot officially help her fill this out.... but you can *wink*," said the DMV employee lady. So I helped her fill it out and worked as translator. I helped her with her vision test too.... knudge knudge.

So when that chinese lady runs into your car.... you have me to thank for it! HAHA! Oh yea... the DMV waved my fee.... that's pretty nice of them.

December 1, 2004 11:21 PM

So thanksgiving weekend was great! But I did go out for the Black Friday sales. Not because there was really anything that exciting... but I really just like random competition where my larger size will aid me. So me and Danny got there at around 4:15 AM and there was already about 50 people in line already at the Fry's. So these 4 Indian people line up behind. So for the next 2 hours or so we're standing there in the cold while someone was busting ass the whole time. My god did it stink... and I just stood there and took the awful awful ass busting magic. Then around 5:50 AM they start letting people in. These 4 Indian people all get carts and the one right behind me starts running his cart into me. Well no big deal... he just bumped me once... then he did it again.. AND AGAIN!! So I turn around and basically yell, "RUN THAT CART INTO ME ONE MORE TIME.. AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP!" HAHAHHA that stopped him. But I drifted right in line and the two Indians on the right started running their carts into. I got a bit angry and turned around and grabbed they're carts and shook it into them and said, "QUIT RUNNING INTO ME, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!"

I was just baffled to what they were thinking... I'm gonna run my cart into him and make him get into the store faster... GOOD LORD!!!! Can't wait for Black Friday next year.