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November 2, 2004 10:43 PM

Quotes of the Moment from the 2004 Election:

Scott Laird (Bend, OR): "I'm too depressed to get drunk"

Matt Griffith (San Diego, CA): "I think in 2008 we're totally running a gay black woman and changing our party's logo from a donkey to a big middle finger... that's my dream... or maybe a giant set of hairy balls..."

Shyam Patel (Berkeley, CA): "fuck this shit, i just want saturday 12:30 pm to come" *referring to Cal football*

Andrew Yap (CANADA! Eh!): "get ready to complain to deaf ears for 4 more years"

Sarah Payne (The ELC, CA... BIATCH!): "Now I'll never be able to have an abortion!" *she said it again followed by nonsensical babbling about giving up...*

Jon Jung (Pamona, CA): "politicians can teabag me"

Kerem Yilmaz (Berkeley, CA): "devastation"

Michelle Hwang (The ELC, CA... BIATCH!): "me so sad"

November 2, 2004 10:07 PM

FUCK YOU ALASKA YOU ESKIMO PIECES OF SHIT!

Eugene Quote of The Moment: "Nah Dude... Fuckin' reality is out of touch with... reality... dude... fuckin' I got coke all over myself because of Bush."

November 2, 2004 9:27 PM

I know the big question on all of your minds right now... Can John Kerry still win it without the help of the great state of Colorado and it's 9 electoral votes? Fucking piece of shit Colorado...

But really Kerry's behind right now and needs Ohio... and Bush has 52% of Ohio. Oh god.... god help us all...

On the flipside... good ol' Oregon is solid Blue along with California. However Deschutes county, where Bend is located is light red. How dissapointed I am with you Bend... LaPine... Redmond... how dissapointed I am with you....

Sarah Quote of the Moment: "Now I'll never be able to have an abortion!"

November 1, 2004 11:22 PM

DEMOCRAAAACYYY!!!!!!! ......... FUCK YEA!!!!!!! At this point there's never been a more important vote in our young lifetimes. I gotta get out there at 7am and make sure I get my vote in. I'll probably look back in 4 years and read this post realizing that I voted wrong. All of this happening as I'm loaded onto a boat, shipped over the sea to fight other yellow people.

VOTE BITCHES! ESPECIALLY US LAZY BASTARDS IN CALIFORNIA! VOTE! IT FUCKING MATTERS! "But california will go democrat anyway..." SHUT THE FUCK UP AND VOTE BITCH! "But the popular vote doesn't count..." VOTE!!!!!!

On the flipside the Cal Vs. ASU game was probably the best Cal football game I've ever been to. COMPLETE SHUTOUT! I have a video of me telling the ASU people that we're gonna eat their children. CLICK HERE There were very few ASU fans to hate on from Kerem's balcony. In that respect it was dissapointing. But the fans were amazing for this night game. I actually really enjoyed going to the game at 7PM. It was too cold and because we were jumping the entire game, we never had a chance to get cold. Honestly I've never cheered so hard. My stomach muscles hurt afterwards. The next day when I woke up I couldn't move. IT WAS AWESOME!

The guys who were pissing off all the USC fans when we were down south at the USC game happened to be standing behind us. HAHA we got to meet them. They are some hateful hateful bastards, just... like... us!

Cal fans, we lack tact, and we're unsportsmanlike. But let's all face it #4 in the BCS and AP polls. #6 in the ESPN poll. THIS MIGHT NEVER HAPPEN EVER AGAIN!!!!!!! So fuck everyone else! I'll spout as much hate as I want to!

OH ALSO CONGRATULATIONS TO HAYLEY AND RYAN. Stolen from Shyambajuz.com

Here's Hayley and Ryan...

OH SHIT!!! VERY NICE! bling bling