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September 18, 2004 11:59 PM

Ok so the Mp3 of the week will be updated now... but.. uhh I'm not gonna link it on everypage of the journal. I'm too lazy for that. I'm just gonna link on the current week.

So I'm on a Rancid kick so another Rancid song, Corazon de Oro.

I'm just looking for a way to break through these walls and
I'm just looking for a place that I can call my home and
Is anybody out there got a soul?
'Cuz I'm just looking for a girl
The girl with a heart of gold
I said I'm just looking for a girl
The girl with a heart of gold

September 18, 2004 4:55 PM

So went to Echo's birthday party last night. And uhhh... it kinda reminded me of highschool all over again.. a little lame... HAHA but still had fun. It's not what you do... it's who you do it with right?       Check out the gallery

September 18, 2004 3:05 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!! Oh yea Michelle's birthday dinner will be on Sunday night at a place to be announced. I'll call ya'll.

September 16, 2004 10:30 PM

Stand up and be counted.

September 16, 2004 12:11 AM

The craziest part of the fire was when I was about to use the extinguisher... I thought to myself... hmmm this is a pretty expensive item... I wonder if I'm allowed to use this extinguisher... How high do the flames need to be to warrant using the extinguisher? Messed up huh... I'm a Jew/China Man even in emergencies...

The fire was started by a small oven in the corner, apparently the oven was on and there was a cardboard box full of paper on top of it.

JRyanJung: you should gone in there and sprayed EVERYTHING
JRyanJung: just spun around and sprayed
JRyanJung: just b/c you could cause there was a fire
JRyanJung: just like peeing everywhere when someone has already peed on the toilet seat
Gintsang: HAHAHAHA
Gintsang: HAHAHHAAHAH
Gintsang: OH SHIT
Gintsang: YOU SIR
Gintsang: JUST MADE THE WEBSITE!

I'm gonna go shower now... I smell like fire....

September 15, 2004 11:54 PM

Update on Matt: thru Debia

The Griff, who is in the Peace Corps in Nepal, has been shipped out of Nepal due to Maoists shrapnel bombing of the American Embassy and Peace Corp Sites. He is currently being relocated to Bangkok, Thailand to be rebriefed. He'll be home for turkey day. But apparently Scabies aren't his only problem.

September 15, 2004 9:41 PM

Searching for Richard Yung:

Hey update on Richard, he probably won't be back until the beginning of 2005. Sad.. Shitpep just isn't the same...

Gintsang: like once a week
Gintsang: I get Hey how's richard doing?
Gintsang: and i gotta say
Gintsang: Uhhh...
Gintsang: I haven't been able to get ahold of him
Gintsang: for a long time
YungR2222: u mean u ppl don't ask dat everyday?
YungR2222: hahaha
YungR2222: ur reply can b "still alive"
YungR2222: i'm still alive
YungR2222: tell every1 i'm doin fine here
Gintsang: Will do miss ya man!

So... he's alive everyone!

September 15, 2004 9:07 PM

So uh... I put out a fire at work today... So I was walking towards the GMP room at work when Panic Man aka. Michael who usually panics a lot, runs out of the room. And says "Fire." I look at him really puzzled-like and again he says "Fire." and runs to the purification lab across the hall. I thought to myself, no way Panic Man is gonna be that calm if there's actually a fire. I walk in and uhh.. yea... there was a fire.

SHIT!! FIRE!!! So I run out of the room and there just happens to be a fire extinguisher on the wall. I grab that and run back into the room point the nozzle and pull. SHIT! So I shout in Chinese "HUO!!!!" which means fire... dunno why screaming in chinese was my first response, the sweatshop must be getting to me. I had forgotten to pull the pin! I ran back out, by that time word had gotten out and people were rushing over from way down the hall, I pulled the pin dropped it in the hall outside, ran back in there and started spraying all over. Kicked the door that the fire was glowing from and sprayed some more. After a few pulls the fire was out.

Anyway, it was kinda cool, never actually used a fire extinguisher before. But here are some pictures of the mess! Oh yea notice the large nitrogen tanks 3ft to where the fire was. HMMMM Fire and nitrogen tanks... yea that's an explosion waiting to happen. Fucking shitpep man... oh yea I apologize for the quality of the pictures... used my camera phone... weak...

So the fire was in the room straight ahead. Notice the nitrogen tank on the left. The powder all over the ground is fire retardent shit that came out of the extinguisher.

Inside the room... HEY LOOK A GRADUATED CYLINDER!

Stuff taken out of the room the fire was in. Like the black char on the ground?

These were the solvent containers Dr. Kumar was using for large scale synthesis... Like the burn marks on the side of the tanks..

Entry to the GMP room...

September 14, 2004 12:26 AM

OH SHIT! Ok did anyone ever read the Bloodninja cybersex chat transcripts. They've been floating around the internet for years, but Rahul sent me the link again just now. I forgot how funny this shit is!! Here's the link

A few of the best lines:

Bloodninja : Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.

Bloodninja : Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.

Jdogg : I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.

September 14, 2004 12:26 AM

So my friend John sent me this: How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

Stuff like this always bothered me. Kinda shooting yourself, in your asian foot. I had a friend at Cal who was absolutely convinced that Asian guys weren't meant to date white girls. And that no way in hell would a white girl ever be interested in an asian guy. But then I guess nobody ever taught me that lesson up on Oregon...

September 13, 2004 10:26 PM

So motorist Jon was driving to work today, all happy and everything was all good when his wheel started pulling to the right... hmmm... well he couldn't let a little thing like that worry him. All of a sudden the car started shaking... well that worried motorist Jon just a little. So motorist Jon pulled over before the Edwards St. exit on the 580 going East. Motorist Jon noticed that his front right tired is completely shredded.

"Well SHOOT!" thought motorist Jon, "It's ok I'll just use my spare tire!" YAY! So motorist Jon pops the trunk and gets out of the car as a large truck whizzes by him going 70 mph. Motorist Jon then grabs the spare and tire iron from the trunk only to realize that when motorist Jon's car was a stolen earlier this year, the darn jerks had stolen his jack as well.

So motorist Jon picks up his cell phone and dials his friendly neighborhood AAA. "Hello, AAA, how can we be of service?"

"Hi AAA, this is Jonathan Tsang member ID: 433 909 635335331 3!"

"Hey Jonathan Tsang member ID: 433 909 635335331 3 how can we help ya?"

"Well motorist Jonathan Tsang member ID: 433 909 635335331 3 needs a jack, could ya help a motorist Jon out?"

"Sure can, we'll have someone out there within an hour, but because you're on the freeway you're the number 1 priority!"

"Great! THANKS!"

So motorist Jon sits there and tries to sleep... Maybe motorist Jon shouldn't have just drank a diet pepsi. Motorist Jon finally falls asleep but is awoken minutes later as a semi driving by shakes motorist Jon's tiny little car. An hour later the service fellow comes up and changes motorist Jon's tire.

Off to work motorist Jon goes... YAY! 2 minutes later motorist Jon's wheel starts pulling to the right.. "Hmmm" thinks motorist Jon, "Maybe it's because the spare is so much smaller than the rest of the tires." Then the car starts shaking and motorist Jon pulls over.

"DARN IT ALL TO HECK!" shouted motorist Jon. And Motorist Jon picks up the phone.

"Hello, AAA, how can we be of service?"

"Hi AAA, this is Jonathan Tsang member ID: 433 909 635335331 3!"

"Hey Jonathan Tsang member ID: 433 909 635335331 3 did that service person get out there to ya?"

"Well motorist Jonathan Tsang member ID: 433 909 635335331 3 needs a tow because motorist Jon's spare exploded?"

"Today's not your day is it?"

"No... it sure as shit is not..."

September 12, 2004 9:36 PM

Well guess who beat New Mexico State 41-14? HAHA was there ever a doubt? The game was a little weak and there weren't too many New Mexico State fans there either. So not a lot too hate on.. But Kerem did tell them to go back to their pueblos... We warned them.... Welcome to Hell...