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July 29, 2004 10:12 PM

Ok second time Sarah's made the blog now. So I'm supposed to call my sister... but really I'm just too damn lazy and tired at the moment. Sarah responds with this, "Don't be a secular brother! Be a mormon brother! You gotta give her grain, and make her the third wife of some polygamist!" Ahhh that's our Sarah.

In response to an Immodium A.D. Commercial:
me: HELL YEA, I take it even when I don't have diarrhea
Sarah: Dude I'm all about immodium A.D. I LOVE being constipated, I take it all the time. Fuck diuretics, constipation is the new diuretic.
me: you know this is going on the webpage
Sarah: well I'm going to sleep now, so I don't keep you toiling all night like your chinese brethren...

OH YEA!! Check out the INFO Page!! AVP BABY A. V. P. !!! For the uncouth that's Alien Versus Predator... yea... ANYWAY 8/13 AVP!!!! Who's down? I know "damn you Van Helsing" and Steve have been waiting for this one. So who's gonna be there?!?

AND DON'T FORGET....                

NO MATTER WHO WINS.... WE LOSE

July 28, 2004 1:18 AM

My sister informed me that the sidebar picture was not classy. She was right... he wasn't... so Old Man Sitting, by Andrew Zaiser had to go... sorry Andrew. Old man can still be seen in the Andrew made gallery "Across the Bay."

July 27, 2004 11:48 PM

Ok changed the MP3 of the week. Classic favorite of mine, from a band called Operation Ivy. The bad was founded in the East Bay and was only around for 2 years in 1987-89. But 2 members later went on to form Rancid. Of those two members one went on to join The Transplants as a side project. Both are great bands. The lead singer of OpIvy also went on to be in Common Rider, another great band. Plus the song offers a lot of insight into how I feel everyday. So anyway... enjoy!

July 27, 2004 12:27 AM

So I think I've told most of you the story of Joe Ling right? Well if you haven't heard it Joe was a bioE major and an ex-roomie of Eugene's. So since we took so many classes together we always were in group projects together. Our final semester Sping 2003 me and Jewgene took two classes together with Joe. BioE 116 and BioE 121. Joe was in our project groups. Then Joe found a woman back home in Irvine and he started going home a lot on the weekends. The all of sudden he stopped coming to school and weekends turned into weeks down in Irvine. The whole time we're saying to ourselves "We gotta start these projects..." We of course had a harder and harder time tracking down Joe. Then I guess his woman hurt herself and he had to stay down there to nurse her back to health. Anyway finally it was nearing due date of our projects and Joe was still missing in action. So we issued the ultimatum... "Joe come back and help us with these projects or we have to kick you out of the group." After that... we lost track of Joe and didn't see him again... until tonight... That's right Joe Ling is back! and honestly I missed the guy. Met his woman too. It was a little awkward at first... but after 1+ years later Joe is no longer missing. CHINGU....

July 25, 2004 5:49 PM

So I went shooting today in Milpitas with a few of my coworkers. I shot a 9mm Walther PP9. SOOOO .... uhhh.... Would you like to touch my gun? My gun is so big. Would you like fondle my gun? Come on touch my gun. Love it, hug it, pet it. It won't hurt you.... come on babe touch my gun. Isn't it nice and heavy? Oh yea.. you know you like my gun.. OoOpS! My gun went off... my bad. It was an accident, I didn't mean for it go off. I promise it won't go off again. Come on touch my gun.....