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August 5, 2004 11:09 PM

So today marks the 4 year 11 month point of my relationship. Next month... and it'll be five years.. wow... wtf?! Ok anyway we went to sushihouse in alameda. MAN DOES THEIR SERVICE SUCK! BUT THEIR SUSHI IS SOO GOOD!! DAMN THEM! Happy Anniversary!!

ATTENTION CAL FOOTBALL FANS: There's a new TV AD for Cal. Download/Watch is here. Ok so it's a little lame.... Ok so it's a lot lame.... BUT MY GOD IS BETTER THAN HAVING THAT FLYING GRADUATION HAT AND POOR COMPUTER GRAPHICS! not to mention that damn Kubinek on last years' commercial.

August 4, 2004 11:19 PM

Ok, I'm gonna start a little feature called. "TALES FROM THE BEND!" In this week's "TALES FROM THE BEND!" I will tell a tale of a great theft... and the fact that I'll be going to hell. Anyways most of you have heard this story, but here goes. The title of this story is, "The Theft of the Baby Jesus."

So in Bend, as I'm sure it's similar in other cities, people put out nativity scenes around the holidays. So in typical Bend fashion, I was cruising around with Japandrew, Jeffie, Scoot and Heather or Monica, I can't remember. Anyway we see this awful nativity scene with a hideous plastic Jesus. So we take it upon ourselves to right this abomination against our lord and savior. HAHA... ok so me and Jeff jump off the car and run over to the nativity scene and Jeff tries to pick up the baby Jesus. The baby jesus is tangled in his manger and plugged in. I unplug the Jesus and Jeff panics and runs back towards the car when he can't untangle it from the manger. I grab the manger, jesus and all and run back into the car.

So armed with a twisted plastic baby jesus, a plastic manger, and a shitload of adrenaline, we decide that the best place for the baby jesus is the BEND sign. Now the Bend sign is a huge sign made from Bushes and Hedges and flowers that of course spell BEND. At nights, the BEND sign is lit up by lots of Christmas lights. Truly a beacon, an example of how truly great Bend is. It sits in between the division of our highway and another major road. So of course a shining baby jesus would be seen. GREAT IDEA GUYS!

Anyway so me and jeff get dropped off by andrew. We're armed with dark clothing and walky talkies. Andrew proceeds to drive the '85 subaru "around the block." We crawl up through the bushes onto the grassy knoll and plug in the baby jesus. We call andrew he comes and picks us up... MISSION SUCCESSFUL!

So we drive around to take a look at our handy work. When all of a sudden we realized that the bulb in the baby jesus had burnt out. WTF!!! So again me and jeff are dropped off behind the sign. The plan, to take the baby jesus off of the dead bulb and put him over one of the existing christmas bulbs on the BEND sign. Excellent plan.. in theory. Jeff climbs up over the top of knoll to get at the jesus. I start going up when I hear the loudest most gut wrenching scream! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! All of a sudden I notice that all of the lights in the BEND sign had gone out. "It SHOCKED me!" screamed Jeff. HAHAHAHAHHA! Now for you who don't know Jeff, he's the unluckiest man ever. HAHAHAHAHAH! And jeff's pain is funny. HAHAHAH!

Ok anyway. I'm screaming on the walkie-talkie for andrew to come and pick us up. I notice there were two cop cars parked at the Shari's (Bend's nicer Denny's) in the mall parking lot across the street. So andrew drives and grabs us, Jeff is trembling with what I guessed was, pain, adrenaline, and general fear. Ahhh man that was a rush! Anyway we retired that night. Oh yea, since Jeff was in such visible pain, Scott laughed at him... And to this day Scott still laughs at him for the shocky shocky or when Jeff got punched in the nose at the 7-11. But we'll save that for another week.

NOTE FROM SCOTT: The cops were actually at the applebees across the street. Scott and Andrew in the car heard on the police scanner that someone was climbing on the roof of applebees. This of course drawing more police in the area.
hey I never claimed to be a smart man....

The next night we were out again... and since the BEND sign had burnt out... we had to get the baby jesus and discard him. We did, he's now somewhere in the desert east of Bend. Oh yea... they didn't repair the Bend sign for about a year.... so yea for a year when the Bend sign didn't turn on at nights... ALL US!

Stay tuned for next week's "TALES FROM THE BEND!" entitled "Jeff vs. PCP addicts at the 7-11."

August 3, 2004 12:00 AM

Happy Birthday Sarah Payne!!!! Everyone wish the monkey well! So let's see what's new lately? Not much really? Jeebu Boogat is camping in my living room until he finishes the discussion on the paper he has to submit. Apparently his professor wants the paper done tonight. Let's see what Jon and Tivo can accomplish. :-)

So I was talking to Jewgene tonight and I'd have to say.. he definately earned his way onto the webpage tonight.

cyclops210 : the best was when i met up with ex
cyclops210 : and had 2 dixie cups of whiskey before i went
cyclops210 : and she started talking about getting back together
Gintsang : OH YEA!!! HAHAH
cyclops210 : and i had to interrupt her to pee in a bush
Gintsang : HAHAHAH
cyclops210 : dude, i'm a terrible person!
Gintsang : That's going on the blog
cyclops210 : aw jeez, i'm on a roll!
Gintsang : HAHAHA
Gintsang : yes sir you are
cyclops210 : seriously though, i'm such a bad person. i made her cry cause i wasn't taking her seriously
cyclops210 : i'm thinking of e-mailing her and telling her i'm sorry for peeing
Gintsang : HAHAH
Gintsang : NAH

*Slow Clap* CLASSY! CLASSY! That's our Jewgene! Does anyone actually know why I call Eugene, Jewgene? Ok here's the picture that was drawn in IB 131 that started it all....

That's right folks! I'm a terrible person! Wakka Wakka Wakka! And uh.... uhh... apparently an anti-semite. Night Ya'll!

August 1, 2004 3:52 PM

Ok changed the MP3 of the week again. Didn't get any hell yeas for some old fashion Opivy. Damn you people. Ok so this weeks is from our favorite Irish punkers from Boston. Dropkick's album Blackout was put out in 2003. This is a pretty sweet song, so give it a listen.

August 1, 2004 3:52 PM

Another month bites the dust. My god time really does fly by. Ok so anyway funny story, this one from Jewgene. So Jewgene has a sleepy coworker, we'll just call him Sleepy M. So one day Sleepy goes out to rent a few dvds to watch on a slow day. So he comes back and asks if Eugene wants to watch them in the conference room. Well the conference room only has VHS so they use Sleepy M's computer. Well dumbass Sleepy M tries to use Real Player to play the DVD with no success. So Sleepy M says, "Hey Eugene you try it, you're asian." So Jewgene tries using Windows Media Player. He hits play, and up pops some PORN. Yep I bolded PORN to catch all the attention of you perverts out there. If you're looking for PORN related blogs go visit Stanley Lee here. Back to Jewgene's tale, Up pops this terrible terrible porn on Sleepy M's computer. Sleepy M is.. well.. sleepy so he doesn't react for a good 5 seconds. But when he does react, he puts his sweaty hands over Eugene's hand, which is on the mouse and starts to frantically try to close the window. Then after he had closed the window, Eugene really weirded out at this time, he asks if Jewgene wants to play a punching game. "Yea man, you know... like you punch me in the stomach, then I punch you in the stomach?" Moral of the story, don't look at the porn while at work. And if you do... don't challenge Eugene to a punching contest. Story over.... Jon out...