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November 18, 2004 10:54 PM

So I uhhh.. bumped in J.J. Arrington at the supermarket tonight. Michelle calls me on the cell from another part of the supermarket and says, "Hey Jon, I just saw J.J. Arrington."
I responded with, "Cool!"
Michelle then said, "Yea, I went up and said, 'Are you J.J. Arrington?' and he said yea... then I said, 'Good luck on Saturday.'"

BITCHING! I thought I'm gonna see Mr. Future Pro-Star!!! So I start walking along and he's standing in the express line. He's sitting there mooking about and drops his deodorant on the ground and the cap shatters. I walk over and pick up a piece and hand it to him. He says thanks.. I say no problem... no big deal

Then I do something so typically Jon... I make an ass out of myself....

Me, Shyam, Steve go down the pizza isle and Kerem walks right past J.J. and I say, "Hey Kerem! Look it's J.J. Arrington.." Kerem turns around and just looks bewildered.. granted Kerem has been worked like and animal this whole week.

Now remember Jon has no volume control. So when I said "Hey there's J.J. Arrington..." well Mr. Arrington heard it as well and started looking around all uncomfortable like. Then Shyam and Steve start laughing and then I start laughing and then J.J. Arrington laughed and put the hand up in the air as if to say... "Ya, I've ran over 100 yards in 9 consecutive games... bitch..." hahahah! But he was definately ok with the fan worship.

Steve mentioned something about the Heisman... and I say, "Yea dude.... you're unreal."

And that was the time when I bumped into J.J. Arrington at the Safeway on College and Claremont.

Oh yea then we went back to Kerem's with so much liquor and diet pepsi we could build some sort of tower to get to heaven with it. I have pictures on my cell.. I'll post them later.

November 17, 2004 11:40 PM

Shyam says, "i think you're not spreading enough hate on your site."

Well here comes the boom...

OI! OI!!!! OI!!! HEY YOU! THAT'S RIGHT LOOK RIGHT THIS WAY STANFURD AND PREPARE TO EAT A DICK LIKE YOU'VE NEVER EATEN A DICK BEFORE!

OOOOH BABY YOU BITCHES ARE IN FOR IT NOW....OH MY! I WARNED YOUR ASSES NOT TO FUCK WITH US LAST YEAR! I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH US THE YEAR BEFORE THAT!.... AND I STILL HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN THAT YOU WON 7 IN A ROW!!! OH BABY YOU BITCHES ARE IN FOR IT NOW!

WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU! YOU SNIVELLING.... SOBBING.... LITTLE.... BITCHES.... WE AIN'T GONNA USE A LOT OF LUBE AND YES!!!..... WE ARE GONNA THROW IT IN YOU! BITCH...

I ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR SHIT ASS COACH... BUT ... I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK... I HOPE EVERYTHING RELATED TO YOU SHRIVELS AND SHRINKS AND FADES AWAY. I WANT YOU TO DIE MOTHER FUCKER... I WANT TO RIP OFF YOUR FUCKING NUTS AND RAM IT DOWN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU SPIT UP!!!

I WANT TO SALT THE EARTH AND RIP THE UNBORN CHILD FROM YOUR SECOND RATE EDUCATED WOMB! DON'T EVER FUCK WITH US!!!!!!

COME THIS SATURDAY YES... YOUR ASS WILL HURT... YES YOU WILL BE MADE OUR BITCH AND OUR PROPERTY! YES I WILL SELL YOU FOR A PACK OF CIGARETTES!! AND YES....... YOU WILL CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP...

would you like fries with that... ?

November 17, 2004 10:52 PM

Just thinking about all the friends who are no longer with us... Hope you're all doing ok in the next life...

November 17, 2004 2:18 AM

I'm writing an Anthropological paper right now. It's titled: Culturally the Short Man: An in Depth Analysis of the Hegemonic Processes Involved in the Modernity of the Korean Culture or Why Koreans can't stop hitting people...

I'll make sure to upload my rough draft later...

November 17, 2004 12:38 AM

November 15, 2004 10:38 PM

"Not by the hair of my Jenny Chen-Chen" had a great comment at dinner tonight. "We all should have become business majors! You don't have to kill with your own hands!" YEA!!! uuuhhh.... YEA!!!! hahaha but really... we should have...

Oh yea check out Shyambajuz.com Shyam is keeping the spirit of hate week alive!

November 14, 2004 7:39 PM

Hey everybody, it's that time of the year again! No, not when you gather 'round your family to eat a nice large turkey dinner and celebrate the start of the native american genocide. No, no sir, it's time for HATE WEEK! That's right HATE WEEK! It's the week that starts with angry and ends with bloodshed, or at least a lot more angry. Big Game is this Saturday Nov 20th. If you don't have tickets yet... good luck. Game festivities start at K's at 8:30AM. Any food or beverage requests should be handled before Saturday and left at K's place.

There's also a bonfire rally on Friday night for anyone who wants to go. Then pre-festivity festivities on Friday night. All in all this week will be filled with Hate.

Rahul kicked this week off right by hating on a random Utah fan at Albertson's. This Fan dared to suggest that Utah deserves to be in the Top 10. His chief mistake was challenging Rahul who's Longhorns are getting fucked over by Utah. Top 10 not likely... Top 5 .... when you're chief rival is BYU the fighting mormons, you ain't got shit to say and you certainly don't deserve to be Top 5. So anyways Rahul went scorched earth on this ass.

So celebrate Hate Week. You've been a nice person the rest of the year, time to let the angry out.