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October 1, 2004 6:21 PM

Off on my pilgrimage to the Great Salt Lake. Everyone have a great weekend!

October 1, 2004 12:47 AM

Ok so to clarify the "Professional" mormon protesters. They are actually people who get paid to protest the mormon church by some dude out there with a lot of hate. So they'll spend like 4 hours waving signs and shouting hate speech and then for 30 minutes they'll sit down and have some coffee and sit there, read a book, pick their nose, take a nap, and be completely quiet. And when you ask them, "OI HATER! where's the hate?!" They'll turn to you and calmly say, "We're on break.."

HEY WE'RE UNIONIZED BITCH! How ridiculous is that?!?! At least when we hate, we keep in real, bitch! But this does pose a new and potentially profitable career path. A professional Hater. I mean let's face it, Shyam is a recreational hater. He does it for the shear love of the hate. BUT TO GET PAID for your hate....

MMMMMmmmm MMMMmmmm BITCH....

September 31, 2004 7:08 PM

OH MAN! OH MAN! AM I EMBARRASSED! Ok so I just got back from work and I was walking to the door when from about a block away I see Sarah. She is wearing her usual greyish khaki pants and her black jacket. So I yell, "OI!" across the parking lot. But she's wearing head phones so she can't here me. So I stand in front of the main doors and do what I always do to welcome Sarah. I raise my hand in the air and flip her the middle finger. Only I hold it as she's walking towards me. I don't move I just stand there patiently as Sarah gets closer. At about 10 ft away.. I realize something... IT'S NOT SARAH! It's just some random girl that I've been flipping off for about 20 seconds now.... HAHAHAHAHA! ahh man what the hell is wrong with me... oh that's right... no impulse control

So to pretend like I wasn't flipping this girl off I concentrate really hard on the street and start running towards it... as if I were waving my middle finger to some imaginary friend in some imaginary car that isn't parked along the street. Ahhh man I'm an idiot.

IN OTHER NEWS: I'm going to Salt Lake City tomorrow night for the weekend for the Semi-Annual mormon, "GET RIGHT WITH GOD!" celebration. Actually it's for the LDS General Conference. Anyway... So they have Professional Protesters at all these large LDS/Mormon gatherings. These people get paid to scream at the nice happy mormons, screaming all sorts of profanity. My sister wanted to fight with them last time, but she got held back by my parents and some other mormons who told her to just "ignore them." So I'm gonna one up my sister. I'm not gonna go fight them... I'm gonna go and take pictures with them. No seriously... they'll be like "MORMON'S HAVE HORNS AND WORSHIP SATAN!!!" and I'll say, "Really I didn't know that!" and then put my arm around them and take my picture. HAHAH this is gonna rad! So hopefully I'll bring back lots of pictures of me and the mormon-haters.

Also next week, Steve, Shyam, Michelle, and I are going down south to the USC vs. Cal football game. MAN IT'S GONNA BE SWEET! Apparently I have to bring nice clothing for clubbing. And you all know how clubbing's not really my cup of tea. But who knows, I picked up a nice gay pink shirt at H&M in New York.

So I won't be around for the weekends until .... October 16th...

September 28, 2004 10:13 AM

Ok, New York WAS AWESOME!!!! So the first day we get into NY around 7AM in the morning and head into Times Square. And we walk around times square trying to figure out what to do until things start opening up. Then these two ladies walk up and are like "Would you like to be in the audience for a Maury Povich taping?" WTF!?!?!? So I said to Sarah "MAURY POVICH!?!? *giving Sarah an incredulous look* OF COURSE!" HAHAH so they woman was like, "Hop into that black van over there." So I always find hopping into a black van a good idea.... ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA! But it was pretty funny. The screening was funny. They were coaching the audience for over reactions to everything. It was RIDICULOUS!

Hanging out with Jeff and his friends was awesome! Jeff's place in the Bronx was really nice. And he pays so little for it. Also he lives next to a great pizza place called Emilio's and bakery called Enrico's. Man we ate so much food.

So we ate a lot, shopped a lot, went out to all hours of the night. It was pretty incredible! Best of all? no shitpep! GALLERY Over Here

September 28, 2004 12:31 AM

BACK ON THE GOOD COAST! HELL OF A RIDE!