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August 28, 2004 7:29 AM

YungR2222: hey yo, i forgot da email address list i have in U.S. just wonderin if u can email me w/ urs & others email addresses @ yungr01@yahoo.com thnx btw i'm got 2 HK safe & sound so no need 2 worry bout it :-D just save me something 2 drink when i get back hahahahahhaah

Richard's ok everyone! Send him an email!

August 28, 2004 12:03 AM

Put up Dennis and Danny's Bday Pictures.
Find them here:      Dennis      Danny

August 27, 2004 11:55 PM

Hey Richard, we all miss you at shitpep. Hope you're ok in HK...
Oh yea... Also the Yapster wanted to make the webpage. So here you go... the Jamaican-Chinese guy from Toronto Canada.

He actually hates guns and sees no use for them... silly hippy canadian... don't you know that if we didn't have guns England could come over at any time and start pushing us around? -Oh yea he plays hockey... in case my artistry isn't good enough...

You are a winner Andrew.... you are a winner... 3 scoops for you big guy! This'll teach you for wanting to make the page.

August 27, 2004 11:21 PM

Ok so I had to go into Berkeley to take care of a speeding ticket. I had to get to the berkeley court house on Center street by about 7:30 AM. They only take the first 50 people who line up for court that day. So you have to get there early just to sign up. Then you have to come back at 1:30 PM for the actual court. So anyway I got there a little late, around 7:45 AM and there was already a long line. So I went to the back of the line and started to play games on the cellphone. About 10 minutes later I start to here yelling. I see this short pregnant black lady yelling at someone at the front of the line "Oh no you didn't!!! You did not just come and cut in front of all of us! We've been waiting here from 6am!" This is the scene that happened next...

Fucking Stupid Cunt Who Cuts In Line: Look sista, don't be hating on me, I've been waiting here all morning!
Pregnant Woman: The end of the line is back there!
Hippie Douche Chick (sitting next to pregnant lady, wearing some sort of bandana and some granola-esqu hippie-wear): Yea... like... we all just saw you cut in line...
Old Matronly Old Woman (sitting next to me in line): Actually we all just saw you cut in line.
Pregnant Woman: That's right! So move to the end of the line!
Fucking Stupid Cunt Who Cuts In Line: Look I don't know what the hell you're talking abou,t I've been here all morning!
Pregnant Woman: You GET RIGHT WITH GOD! Don't be cutting in line! Ya'll get right with god.
*at about this time a large older black man with a leather motorcycle hat walks up to the line and cuts in behind the pregnant woman*
Pregnant Woman: Don't you be cutting in line neither!
Homeless Motorcycle Hat Black Man: I ain't cutting!
Pregnant Woman: You GET RIGHT WITH GOD! *to both the bitch and the homeless old man*
Homeless Motorcycle Hat Black Man (getting really angry for some reason): Don't you be telling me about no god. I know GOD and I know the Devil inside people!
Pregnant Woman (angry as hell): Don't you be telling me about the devil inside me!
Homeless Motorcycle Hat Black Man (yelling): Have you taken anger management classes?!
Pregnant Woman (angry as hell): Sure do, and here's my proof that I've been taking classes every single day *waving around some papers*
Homeless Motorcycle Hat Black Man (still yelling): Well you never see the Devil inside, the true nature of someone until you step on their toes. And I sure have seen you're Devil!!!
Pregnant Woman (angry as hell): Don't be telling me about no Devil, you don't know me! Don't cut in front of these people WHO HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE 7AM!!!
Hippie Douche Chick (sitting next to pregnant lady, wearing some sort of bandana and some granola-esqu hippie-wear): YWhy are you all so angry? I think you all just need to calm down. *OK, TAKE YOUR GRANOLA FILLED VAGINAL CAVITY AND GO TO HELL!?!? WHERE THE HELL IS A TANK, WHEN YOU NEED TO RUN OVER SOME DAMN DIRTY HIPPIES!!??*
Homeless Motorcycle Hat Black Man (still yelling): I'M NOT IN LINE I'M JUST SITTING *funny that he was... you know sitting in line.. fucking moron* WHERE ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT?! *Try not in a line?!*
Pregnant Woman: Well good! but little miss you need to move to the back of the line.
Fucking Stupid Cunt Who Cuts In Line: I don't know what you're talking about?! You're crazy!
Old Matronly Old Woman (sitting next to me in line): You need to not cut in front of all these people.
*Enter police officer*
Pregnant Woman: She is cut in line!!!!
Fucking Stupid Cunt Who Cuts In Line: I've been here all morning I have no clue what she's talking about...
Old Matronly Old Woman (sitting next to me in line): Yes she did cut in front of all of us.
Police Officer: We'll take care of this.

So anyway, the Pregnant lady continued to go apeshit as the line started moving when the window opened at 8AM. I guess one of the 2 police officers must have told the people working the windows, because the cutting bitch was sent to the end of the line. Sweet. Anyway moral of the story is ... Berkeley is too damn multicultural.... people in berkeley are crazy... and hippies are fucking retards... AHHH let's complain, sit in a circle and sing Kumbaya....

August 24, 2004 10:02 PM

Sarah: So have you heard of the movie, Cellular!? With the Transporter, Jason Statham!!??
Jon: Umm yea, Andrew actually showed the trailer to me a few weeks back because it features his cell phone.
Sarah: Wow that is so gay...
Jon: Yea and then he reencoded the trailer to play on his cellphone, like I did with the Outkast videos.
Sarah: My god that's so gay. That's like growing your penis down to here *gestures to lower shin level* the bringing it around back and putting-it-in-your-own-ass, gay.

August 22, 2004 11:47 PM

Ok I was digging around my computer and found some pictures of me from Bend last summer in 2003. I had just graduated in May 2003 and had gone home. That was actually the last time I was in Bend. Man that seems like such a long time ago. So I was hanging out with Japandrew and I think he mentioned that he wanted an In-Dash Police Scanner. For you technologically ignorant out there, a police scanner let's you listen in on what police of saying and what is being said by dispatchers. This then let's you chase cops around town and listen for trouble... then going to find that trouble. Anyways things to do in Bend ok.... So anyway Andrew was like, "Yea dude it'd be sweet to have an In-Dash scanner... I have the scanner and everything." So I said, "Let's do it... like right now... what it'll take a few hours right?" So at around 5PM we head over to radio shack to pick up some parts. Then at around 6AM here were the results.... Stupid and Stupid Take Apart Stupid's Car