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November 9, 2005 12:23 AM

I forgot to mention this.. CONGRATULATIONS *NAMES REMOVED*!!

*BOY NAME REMOVED* has proposed to *GIRL NAME REMOVED*! hahahah *GIRL NAME REMOVED*'s been absolutely giddy about it for the past few days. I'm really happy for both of them. Couldn't have happened to nicer two people. I'M SO HAPPY! WE'RE CELEBRATING THIS SATURDAY! After the Cal football game where USC sodomizes us with something large and cold. Like a cod.. or a herring... and if they're feeling particularly uncharitable... a flounder.

Like how my congratulations to *GIRL NAME REMOVED* also includes anal rape with a fish? I know I twisted!

Very nice! bling bling. Congratulations you two! and to answer your question Yes.. you guys, and your future children are always welcome at Tenement Tsang, or El Casa de Don Diego as we like to call it up in Oregon.

November 9, 2005 12:15 AM

Where we at?

Where are we at? Anybody?

It's November 2005. I graduated a little more than 2 years ago. I had lunch with Panicman, Tina, and Oldman today. It was really fun, I didn't think I would see that little bitch Oldman again (You might as well chop off your balls dude). HAHA but he's doing well at Elan doing QC development.

Well, work's been insane trying to get the GPC up so we can run our samples from the process we're working on. It's hard work, but it's nice working on your baby. Chowdiggity (My boss for the ignorant) left for Vegas today for a meeting so I've been holding down the fort.

I was made permanent today. Raise.. Health and Dental... Stock Options... I'm feeling pretty good. It's weird.. working hard and being rewarded for it?!! What the hell is going on. HAHA

So 2 years out. I think I'm in a good place. What's the next step? Well if we IPO and I get filthy rich.. HAHA You're all invited to live in my moderately sized 2 bedroom bay area apartment. HAHAHA! We can cram in like tenement housing! HAHA We can string laundry lines across the living room and sleep like 10 people to a room! It'll be RAD! SLEEPOVER... EVERYDAY!! HAHAHA

But seriously I don't think I'm gonna be able to put down roots here. Too expensive... *crosses fingers* Let's hope for the mother of all housing price adjustments.

November 8, 2005 11:46 PM

Today's post will be written in the lost art of 2nd person:

You squint at the computer screen after passing out on the couch after scalping your U2 tickets at the Coliseum. You blink once, then twice, your contacts feel fused to your dry eyeballs. You smile and say to yourself, "Bling bling, very nice." as you take a look at your ill gotten loot.

You logon onto aim... waiting.. waiting.. ERROR WTF! oh oops you typed in your password wrong... waiting... waiting... ok! You start talking to your old coworker. He tells you your former employers from "The Pep" have found out about your website. Little did you know, searching for your former company's name on google ended up at your page. First thoughts come to your mind, "What if they get me for libel or what if they get me for violation of some privacy agreement you forgot to read."

You furiously self-censor yourself changing all of the company's name references to shitpep. No violation there. Then you think, what if these fuckers want to dance. Then you remember that they made you work in a radioactive room with no training. Or how they didn't provide sufficient ventilation. Then you feel a little better.

Then you decide to update your webpage with a little taunt. You got nothing for the Emperor, or Jabba-the-Hut, but you do have something for Darth Vader.

 

Hey Darth Vader, FUCK OFF AND GET BACK TO WORK YOU PIECE OF TRAPETIT! That's right, we made up a obscenity just for you... bitch!