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February 5, 2005 12:14 AM

So I brought home Sushi House food tonight and Steve and Shyam came over. Sushi was delicious as usualy and Sushi House was packed as usual. But that's not what I'm here to talk about. I here to talk about the horse-pound that Sarah nearly singlehandedly layed down uponeth Shyam and Steve. Sure we started a little slow losing the first 3 games. Then that's when Sarah found the running back of choice. John Ritchie (in actuality he's a fullback) of the Philadelphia Eagles. Then Sarah proceeded to beat Shyam and Steve like retarded redheaded step-children. 5 games were won none of which did Steve and Shyam get into the double digits. They simple could stop the monster that is Sarah.

BEHOLD:

Sarah's Thumb engorged with blood

Sarah showing much love

Sarah: What's the matter... your pussies hurt?

January 30, 2005 12:15 AM

Hit up The Cellar and Gravity lounge last night with Jung. It was pretty tight. Sarah was thoroughly gone. I'll post pictures of that, new years, and snowy Oregon. I gotta get caught up on my galleries. My bad guys :-)

January 30, 2005 12:15 AM

I had dinner with Rahul at Juan's Place over in industrial south berkeley on Thursday night this week. I had gotten there a little bit early and the restrooms at shitpep were broken all day. Anyone who knows me well knows that I love urinating in public. The more public the better. I've done my dirty sinful business in places just as the San Mateo Judicial Courthouse, a Safeway parking lot, sidewalk on Benvenue Ave, the shitpep parking lot... etc. So I'm sitting near Juan's place and I really really gotta go so I get out of my car and try to find a place with a little less light. The whole area is fairly industrial warehouses and what not so I find a construction site.

Now the wind is kicking up pretty hard and there's scaffolding all up along the side of this building. "AHHH the perfect place to you're an 8..." So I whip lil' Jon out and start my stream of justice. The wind is blowing pretty hard and from all directions so I'm concentrating on not peeing upwind. Trust me this is a battle enough.

Then I look up and I see the scaffolding rocking back and forth looking like it's about to fall. I think to myself, "Well this is it... this is how I'm gonna end up dying..." Could you imagine, you taking a leak and getting killed by some scaffolding. The worst part is that you would die with dick in hand. The EMT's would find you and just leave you there... "I ain't putting away his dick"

You would forever be the laughing stock and I'm pretty sure you'd make the Darwin awards for that. People would fondly remember you as the guy who died with his dick hanging out of his pants....

I had crab enchilada's they were pretty damn good!

January 30, 2005 12:13 AM

So last weekend the BioE crew headed out to Roy's for Dine-About-Town. Honestly the food portions were fairly small but DAMN good! So good that it made my cheek pop. Then we met up with Soerha, Amy, Jerry, and Andrew and went to some bar that was pretty lame. I'm not gonna lie to ya... it's all Soerha's fault. :-) Then walking back to the parking garage I made a terrible mistake. The garage closes at 12AM and it was 12:32 AM. Yea I pretty much suck. We took a cab back to emeryville where Kerem's car was and Kerem drove us home. Man I'm an idiot. Just wanted to remind myself...