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May 25, 2005 11:29 PM

So we all know that "The pep" is a peptide sweathshop, this is true... And like all good sweatshops, we have high turnover. This is the list of people who have come and gone since Me and Old Man (Jason Wong) started working at "The pep"... And a little something something to remember them by.

PhD's:
Xiao Ping - Left before I started. Apparently he was really really small
Gang Liu (2 times) - Ahhh the Gliu. the first time he quit was what lead to me going to organic synthesis. He left me a bunch of crap projects and I swore an oath to ruin him. Then he came back... and then he emailed one monday morning and said he wasn't coming in anymore. HAHAHAH THE GLIU!
Dr. Anwer - I miss Dr. Anwer a lot
Gary Cook - He hands shook
Tony - well he was Jewish
Dr Zhou - He got his degree in Europe. He loaded resins... then left
Dr Zhang (the german one) - Chinese guy got his degree in Germany, spoke with a german-chinese accent
Dr. Wong - Little guy, really nice. Biked to and from work because he had no license.
Dr. Qiu - Nice guy from University of Arizona, I fixed his computer.
Dr. Pu Wang - This guy was kinda a dick, was here for 2 weeks
Dr. Thong Luu - vietnamese guy, I don't think he was actually a phd. Dr. Chen just kept on calling him one.
Dr. Paul Singh - Wore a huge turban and would sit at his computer scratching at it
Dr. Kai - Also before I was there
Dr. Lin - The man we affecionately called R2D2, just a simple probe droid. Very nice.

Non PhD:
Yoshi - Yoshi!!! I miss Yoshi
Danny - Action ong himself
Kelvin - Emily's cousin
Lily - Really nice. Didn't need the job or the abuse
Athena - CRAZY MUTHAFUCKA! This one I've been trying to forget
Mark - Fake Masters Douche from Riverside, was here for 5 days
Anna
Maggie - Crazy Amy's friend
Jane
Akiko - I set her up on a date with Jewgene... I'm sorry Jewgene
Wendy
Michelle
Michelle - Called Christina a bitch.. nuff said
Kristin - Had a picture of her baby... EVERYWHERE
Janelle - Sat up front at the receptionist? or something I dunno
Ron - HAHA Douchebag Ron..
Richard Yung - HAHA Richard is awesome.. and dating the Peptide ninja
Brad - One of the gaijin customer service reps from up front
Ryan - Another gwailo customer service rep
Brian - Another gwailo customer service rep I think this guy was Ryan's brother
Laurie - Another gwailo customer service rep they all kinda left at the same time
Little Ying - Little Ying taught me everything about large scale manual couplings.. actually she taught me nothing... Apparently she's gettinig married soon. She'd always say in a fobby accent, "Stop Contaminate my PRODUCT!!!"
Soerha - Swearha my roomie!
Mr. Lee - Had a ponytail and was always hitting on CRAZY Amy
Amy - (smashed hands) Smashed her hands when the sash on the hood fell on them
Mahesh - Good ol' twitchy Mahesh. He got TFA and Hydrazine on his face within a week of starting in Organic Synthesis
Rick
Stephanie - worked up front
Phillip - Tall and Skinny, really nice
Ah Ping - Short and round. Friends with Lillian.. apparently she's suing the company for wrongful termination. Good for her
Jenny - One of the lyopholization ladies
Helen - I still need to finish fixing her computer
Connie - I miss Connie. Dunno if she quit or was fired. Just dissapeared
Suyi - Suyi now works for the post office
Shanae - Shanae Mignon Preston, had a boyfriend named Jawann (mispelt i'm sure)
Linda - Said she was getting sick. Then she left. Nice lady. asked a lot of questions.
Debbie - White lady that was doing Wendy's job, finding folders.
Stanley - guy that was here for 1 or 2 weeks. pretty cool. started in synth and then was moved to purification
Ying - I miss Ying, the god of purification. I miss her apples and oranges.. and her bitter bitter angry. :-)
Amy - The Lekky. going to be gone this Friday. Sad.
Rong Lin - Just left yesterday, worked with Old Man. Old Man was all depressed he compared her leaving to Him being Obi Won and her being Anakin and joining the Darkside... old man you're a nerd
Lynn - Used manage a McDonald's in China. Was sent home saying her productivity was too low. Then fired... bullshit
Faye - Referred by Crazy Amy. Only opened up once when we talked about video games
William - Big guy washing dishes, used to be a singer. Mole on his face
Tony - Emily's ex-bf
Jonathan Wu - Fell into a puddle of TFA that Dr. Chen spilt. Probably not coming back, I miss Jonathan. He taught me manual coupling.
Wilson - Dumbass that really bugs the Lekky, left today.

SHITPEP BODY COUNT: 61

May 25, 2005 11:26 PM

Ok so I finally put up Sarah's Freeplay performance at the Ruby Skye. I didn't take that many pictures, sorry S-dogg. I was too busy yelling, "SARAH!! WHOOOOOOOOO!"

You can find it here.

May 25, 2005 11:01 PM

Haven't updated in a while. Just been too lazy and too tired. So Dolce was pretty ass ("Let's rap to Tom Petty!") on the joint Bday party, so we ended up at the Velvet Lounge. It ended being a lot of fun and I'll put up a gallery soon enough.

Last Saturday, Rahul graduated and we celebrated by going to Kensington Bistro over in Albany. The brunch was pretty damn good. Here's a picture of the man himself. Yes, the pictures a bit blurry, yes I'm wearing a pink shirt, yes... eat a dick.

We're all mighty proud of Dr. Thakar... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA