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[2004]
August 2, 2005 11:25 PM
Tonight at Safeway buying cakemix for Sarah's Birthday...
In the cake mix aisle grabbing large amounts of pink cake mix...
Me: What a bastard!
Michelle: YEA!
*places multiple boxes of cakemix in basket*
Look at birthday candles...
Me: Do we gotta get candles for that bastard?
Michelle: Yea... .... .... What an asshole!
Me: Seriously.... What a fucker!
*puts candles in basket*
2 minutes later after finding a cupcake pan and a cake pan for Sarah's outrageous mulatto demands of pink cake and pink cupcakes...
Me: I hate Sarah!
*grabs both types of pans and puts them in the basket*
In check out line...
Me: I REALLY FUCKING HATE SARAH!
*Michelle waves fist in air*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE! I'M SPITTING IN THE CAKE!