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July 19, 2005 2:14 PM

Zachary Owen High was born 10:19PM on 7/16/05. 10lbs 6oz. Congratulations Jennifer!!! That's a rock of a baby!

July 19, 2005 10:17 AM

There's a little Chinese guy that looks like a caveman walking around on the same the floor where I work. He works for another company in the building. Before when I saw him he always glared at me with his furrowed protruding brow ridge. But today he said, "Hi!" Perhaps this missing link is trying to make friends with me. I shall name him Zug-Boo (The orcs in warcraft used to say Zug-Zug and Scoo-Boo). I'll try and get a picture for me and Zug-Boo. Could this be a start of a beautiful relationship?

July 18, 2005 11:21 PM

Napo made Wired news. Check it out here.

July 18, 2005 11:11 PM

Stinson Beach was a blast! My legs were all sore the next morning from running in the sand. Damn I'm a pussy.

July 18, 2005 3:38 PM

My Supervisor and another coworker, Head of Logistics, just had to leave to go pick up the CEO of our company. She had been pulled over for not wearing her seatbelt. And instead of playing it cool she went postal and yelled at the cop. Then she got a ticket for 38MPH in a 35 zone, a ticket for having an outdated insurance card, a ticket for having her Colorado driver's license and not switching it over to a Californian one in 2 weeks. Then the cop told her with 4 tickets, she's not allowed to drive her car and sat there in the parking lot to make sure she didn't. I guess she was screaming at the cop the whole time something along the lines of, "That's all you got?!" Moral of the story is that she has much larger, shinier balls than I do. Damn.. but anyway... my two coworkers went to pick her up. HAHA! This place is crazy.

July 18, 2005 1:58 PM

So SF Business Times published an article on my company. Read it here. I know we're hippy douche-bags

July 18, 2005 11:32 PM

So I had a weird dream last night that resulted in me waking up late and getting to work 20 minutes late.... but really weird. So I was in a room with George Bush Sr., GW Bush, Dan Quayle, Al Gore (no Clinton), Gerald Ford, and Cheney. And George Bush Sr. asks me, "What can we do to improve this country?"

So I look at them and say, "How about getting us out of this war? Try and get the terrorists? Improve the economy? Help the working man?" To this, all of them take turns talking. All giving me some bullshit about how they're trying to end the war. How the economy is on the up swing. How the war was to help get rid of the terrorists. Basically all your typical BULLSHIT! Especially after talking the bullshit GW, even puts on the stupid grin. You know the I'm a retard monkey grin. I know my dreams are weird.

So after all of the answers, granted there were so many I couldn't concentrate on all of them, George Bush Sr. asked me another question, "What else can we do to improve our country?"

So I responded, "How about you stop passing bullshit legislation that doesn't do anything?" Everyone in the room laughs and George Bush Sr. laughed closing his eyes as if to show that he was genuinely amused by my question.

Then he chuckles, "We want to stop that too! We're with you son!" and laughs.

I kinda faked a chuckle and here's the saddest part. I knew they were lying...

Even in my wildest dreams, politicians are trying to screw me over. That's just sad.

July 18, 2005 9:40 AM

Someone got shot on my block on Saturday night around 2AM a block from my house on College and Dwight. She was a student from Dartmouth that was spending her summer in Berkeley. She sounded like a really good person, working in programs helping the poor and underrepresented. It's really sad. What a waste.

So that's 2 homocides within a block of where I live. I think I see a trend developping here.

1) Don't live within a block of me. That's just bad news. Put at least 2 blocks in between you and me.

2) Don't be my car.... No matter how much I beg.