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November 4, 2005 8:52 AM

Every day I go through a little slice of my own personal hell. This is called driving across the Bay Bridge. Now that's another topic, but the Bay Bridge can go fuck itself. And also if hell was tailored for every person, mine would be an eternity stuck in traffic, just fast enough to where I couldn't take my foot off of the clutch. Anyway, to check traffic I usually listen to talk radio... "Traffic on the 8's!" haha

Anyway, I also get a bit of news everyday on the commute, and one thing that strikes me funny is they usually have ridiculous science news all the time. "NEWS BREAKING SCIENTIFIC REPORT... YOU'RE DOG MIGHT BE ABLE TO SEE THROUGH TIME! STAY TUNED!" Scientific news can basically be broken down in 2 categories. 1) What I like to call the "No fucking DUH" discoveries, and 2) What I like to call... "Dude.. that's bullshit!" discoveries.

Like this morning they were saying that if you abdominal-section size to your hip-size ratio is a great gauge on whether or not you're obese. The scientist cleverly has termed it, "Your Gut-to-Butt ratio." Apparently if your gut is big.. you might be obese..

WOAH! WOAH! WOAAAH! NO WAY! A+ YOU JUST WON THE SCIENCE FAIR! OMG THAT'S GENIUS!!!!

Guess what, if I would have suggested this theory in 3rd grade I would have been the joke of R. E. Jewell Elementary School Science Carnival. Instead I sewed velcro to socks so that they could be paired in the wash.

Who's the genius now... bitch.

November 3, 2005 10:27 PM

Three galleries up..

Men-Jyn's Birthday at Suede

Halloween at Gyro's Festival of Fear

Michelle's Birthday/Flag Football game

And I'm sorry I didn't say this earlier.. but HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE!!! YOUR BIRTHDAY MONKEY IS IN THE MAIL!!!!!

November 3, 2005 10:27 PM

One month since posting... I'm winner...

So I was watching the OC tonight.. and there was a pretty funny quote. So to setup the quote Ryan is at a college fair. He feels like he doesn't belong there, so Sandy Cohen (Played by Mr. Eyebrows himself, Peter Gallagher ) tries to encourage Ryan.

Sandy: You have as much right to be here as anyone! So where do you want to start?
Ryan: I really don't know
Sandy: I hear Berkeley's an excellent choice.... very pretty girl's too

YOU MR. COHEN, HAVE OBVIOUSLY NEVER ATTENDED BERKELEY!!!!!!

Maybe he's talking about the other berkeley.. the one with grade inflation, easy classes, great weather, and pretty girls...

 

 

Ok so I told Swearha that she made the webpage for her self portrait she did at work. Hahah! You go young stick figure! YOU GO!