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March 1, 2006 2:51 AM

Went to the Cal vs. UCLA game tonight... *groan*

"What's a Bruin?" *Clap-Clap Clap-Clap-Clap*

A SMALL DICKLESS BEAR!

 

 

..that beat Cal tonight... ugh... this is why I don't get as pumped for basketball... our team plays inconsistent... flashes of brilliance.. but mostly just bad ball handling and poor shot selection.

Well USC on Saturday.. GO BEARS!

March 1, 2006 2:51 AM

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Ok so this is something I've been meaning to get off my chest for a while. I love Google! I know who doesn't???. well I'm sure there are some haters out there... But anyways... when did it become a measuring stick for popularity or success.

I was watching a history channel documentary on Benjamin Franklin (Side Comment: Yes he sewed loafs of bread into his shirt.. Yes a penny saved is a penny earnt... No the turkey isn't that cool... Actually for the remainder of the this rant.. I gonna call Ben Franklin "A Penny Saved is a Penny Earnt" FYI me and Ben have beef.. yes I know.. I have a vendetta against a dead man from the 1700's) and they measured his success and importance by comparing how many hits you got on google when searching his name.

They searched for Benjamin Franklin, as compared to Abraham Lincoln and George Washington and compared how many hits they received. Now a reminder.. this is the History Channel... they should have some quality control right?

A search for Benjamin Franklin yields:

"Results 1 - 10 of about 26,500,000 for Benjamin Franklin"

When you search for Abraham Lincoln:

"Results 1 - 10 of about 23,800,000 for Abraham Lincoln"

You see from this reasoning Benjamin Franklin is more important than Abraham Lincoln... This is absolute bullshit.

Along this line of thinking.. what happens when we search for Britney Spears?

"Results 1 - 10 of about 29,800,000 for Britney Spears"

WOOAAH! Just as I thought... I always knew Ms. Spears was more influential and important as "A Penny Saved is a Penny Earnt"

My point is this... stop dictating how important something is by using a search engine...

Let's see what happens when....

"Results 1 - 10 of about 343,000 for Jonathan Tsang"

hmmm guess I'm not that important...

But I guess I'm a better football coach and more important than

"Results 1 - 10 of about 201,000 for Jeff Tedford"

Google said so.

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February 28, 2006 12:15 AM

OH YEA I TOTALLY FORGOT!

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!! WHICH OLD WITCH? THE SYNPEP WITCH!!!!

I can start talking shit about Synpep again since now they're no longer in existance!!

WHOOOOHOOOOO

Can I get a collective HELL YEA!?!??!

Please stay tuned for a Rutiger Evite on our official Synpep is dead party!

February 27, 2006 11:41 PM

Gotta catch up on galleries I've missed.

New Years 2006 - Quote from my cousin Nat, "I had 21 drinks if you count an entire bottle of wine as one."

Yap's B-day - Hahah got really really drunk at DnB's after dinner at Chevy's. He was walking around slinging a beer spilling it all over DnB's. Then he kept on winning prizes out of this drill game. And drunk as shit he kept on winning and this Asian couple kept on losing. HAHAHA... WASTED

Steve and Lam's B-day - It was fun! :-) Enjoy!

February 27, 2006 11:16 PM

5 Minutes Later...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Swearha is right... this is the best show ever...

Ok so the weekend was really fun. Friday night went to Zebra Lounge with Steve for his birthday drunkedness... So Steve got pretty trashed.. and at the end of the night me and Yap wanted to eat. But instead we waited for about 40 minutes on Van Ness and Post waiting for Steve to not want to puke. The whole time Yap was buzzed, bitching about how he was hungry... HAHAH and cursing Steve...

Seriously don't get in the way of a hungry Yap!

Yap: "JUST STICK YOUR FINGERS DOWN YOUR THROAT STEVE, I'M HUNGRY!!!!"

Saturday morning Rahul had a cool brunch thing going on at his house. It was pretty ridiculous, mimosas (virgin for me), tortilla scramble with eggs, pancakes with chocolate chips. MMMM MMMMM BITCH!

Saturday night we rolled out to Milpitas for Chinese Muslim food at Darda and Bowling for Lam and Steve's joint B-day party. Ok, so Lekky was right, Milpitas stinks something fierce. Only now I found out it's built on a landfill. Also, there was a fight at the bowling alley. It was pretty crazy... some guy threw a glass cup at another guy... hahah they were all whiggers too... man almost like Bend...

Happy Birthday Lam and Steve!!!

February 27, 2006 11:11 PM

So I know, I haven't updated in 2 months I suck...

Swearha made me watch the last 40 minutes of the Bachelor tonight...

I got 2 things to say:

1) I'm going to kill Swearha

2) We want pre-nup, we want pre-nup!

HAHAH... now this bitch is in the limo crying.. hahahahaha

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

I'm a dick!