Things to remember: My Journal

Right in the neck! the neck! the neck!

This pretty much sums it up.

“I’m not big-headed or anything, but we don’t belong on the same field as
those guys,” Williams said. “We’ve got way more athletes than those guys,
we’re more fundamentally-sound than those guys and we’re better than those
guys.
“When we go out and take the field the way we should, they can’t compete
with us. That showed today.”

So it’s that time of the year again. That’s right, the one time a year you can behave like a complete animal, Black Friday.

So Best Buy is running a contest. In 250 words or less, “What do you do to make the day after Thanksgiving a particularly fun and special day?” The winner gets a VIP pass on Black Friday to spend money in the store… you call that a prize?

Here’s my entry:

What I do to make my Black Friday a fun and special day:

1) Stand in line for 6 hours agonizing over a flyer going over how I will spend my hard earned money on the video card I don’t need or the camera I don’t need. Oh! Maybe the TV, I don’t need?

2) Rush towards the entrance as they open the store doors, not because I enjoy walking fast, but because the couple behind me is running into me with their shopping cart.

3) Create a triage plan inside my head designating which items are primary objectives, and which are secondary objectives. Ten minutes later, I will have complete zero objectives and none of this will have mattered.

4) Fight with a large female customer over the last “door buster” item since only 5 were in stock for 500 people in line. I win, I’m just that nimble.

5) Fall asleep clutching my newly purchased LCD HDTV, dreaming of better economic times and more rampant American consumerism.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Now get out there and run over a small child, for America!

Congratulations to Obama, who else felt kinda bad for McCain during his concession speech? But seriously screw Palin, dumb ass bitch. I hope she gets gored by a moose.

Anyway here’s the view from the street.

This is down on Telegraph and Durant after the elections.

Some idiots climbing up sign posts. I was really tempted to run over and start shaking the polls. We decided to leave after some genius started shooting bottle rockets into the crowd.

Then they started lighting stuff on fire…  At this point it started to look a little too much like India.

O-BA-MA! O-BA-MA!

Now that us secret muslims are charge there’s going to be some changes.