So for the first Christmas ever my little sister won’t be with the family. She’s in Beijing for a year. This makes me sad…
me: WHO’S GOING TO BE JABBA THE HUTT FOR CHRISTMAS!
me: WHO CHRISTINE?
me: WHO!?
me: ANSWER ME LITTLE TSANG!
Christine: hahahha
Christine: i mean like i said already
Christine: no one’s got the chops to cut it!
I’ll pour some cookies and candy on the curb for you homie.
